[Scene:Â I’ve just finished going to the bathroom for the umpteenth time this morning and Liam is (as always) sitting on the floor of the bathroom as I finish my business.]
Liam:Â Hey Mama?
Shannon:Â Yes, Doodlebug?
Liam:Â You don’t have a penis?
Shannon:Â No, Doodlebug, I don’t.Â Boys and men have penises but women and girls don’t.
Liam:Â Oh.Â We haf-ta go to da store and get some more penises?Â More penises for Mama?
Shannon:Â Well, that’s not exactly how it works…