[Scene:Â I’ve just finished going to the bathroom for the umpteenth time this morning and Liam is (as always) sitting on the floor of the bathroom as I finish my business.]
Liam:Â Hey Mama?
Shannon:Â Yes, Doodlebug?
Liam:Â You don’t have a penis?
Shannon: No, Doodlebug, I don’t. Boys and men have penises but women and girls don’t.
Liam: Oh. We haf-ta go to da store and get some more penises? More penises for Mama?
Shannon:Â Well, that’s not exactly how it works…
August 30, 2010 at 11:29 am
that should totally be the name of your autobiography; More Penises for Mama
August 30, 2010 at 11:31 am
Or maybe “Too Many Penises For Mama” might be more appropos…