Category: Pregnancy

Matt was released from jury duty just a few minutes ago, before the lunch break.

This ensures that I will either go to a full 40 weeks or to an induction date (whichever comes first), but it also ensures that Matt will be present for the birth of our second child.  I couldn’t be more relieved.

We made it to September 1st.  Malcolm Gladwell would be proud.  Now if Matt can go ahead and just get released from jury duty, anytime now would be an excellent time to have a baby.

You know what’s full of the awesome?

Being 37 weeks, 2 days pregnant and waking up at 6am in a pool of your own sweat to find out that a tree has fallen in the night and taken with it the power lines for the block (and subsequently the air-conditioning and fan that are necessary for your survival).  Also:  going to the initial parents’ meeting at your son’s preschool and finding out that not only are you the first family to provide snacks on the rotating schedule, but that this means that you are on the hook for the day before and the day after your due date.  Also:  finding out that one child has a peanut allergy (and not knowing how severe because this parent wasn’t able to be at the meeting) and another has both dairy and egg allergies (yes, even baked into things).

Being 37 weeks, 3 days pregnant and waking up at 5:15am because your husband has to drive to Davidson, NC for a 10am meeting.  Also: spending the entire day crossing your legs and pretending that those contractions aren’t really painful while trying to have a cheery disposition for your son’s introduction to preschool.

Being 37 weeks, 4 days pregnant and waking up at (what I assume will be) 6:45am because your husband has jury duty and needs to leave by 7:15 in order to get there on time.  Also: again spending the entire day with your legs (and fingers) crossed all the while knowing that the government doesn’t give two hoots about your husband missing the birth of your child and hoping against hope that he doesn’t get chosen to serve on a jury.

But you know what’s the most full of the awesome?

Being Matt while all this is going on.

Since my 32 week appointment I’ve been asking the midwife about the baby’s position (knowing that that early it wasn’t any kind of a guarantee).  Also since my 32 week appointment, I’ve been told that she’s head down.

Despite all this reassurance (at least at this point the chance of her flipping to a breech position is relatively low) I have had a hard time believing that she is actually head-down.  Part of that has hinged on the amount of movement I feel in ALL areas of my abdomen.  I’ve also been assured that the 20 week ultrasound would have shown if she had more than two arms and two legs, but it feels like I’ve got an overactive octopus in there a lot of the time.

The other reason that I have a hard time believing that she’s actually head down is that when she gets the hiccups (as she does several times a day for what seems like extended periods of time) I don’t feel most of the movement in the lower region of my uterus.  I feel the strongest motions from these hiccups on my side (I also feel movement down low and up high at the same time).

Last night I figured it out.  It makes total sense that I, the woman who was once asked to leave an undergrad English class because my hiccups were so loud that they were completely disrupting the class discussion, would have a child whose hiccups would shake her entire body and that I would feel the most movement where I assume her back is currently resting.  I still won’t be completely convinced until we have the ultrasound in a week and a half, but it’s definitely helped to ease my mind a bit.

It’s amazing the things with which I find my mind completely occupied these days.

Major flaw in nature’s procreation plan:  late-pregnancy exhaustion due to hormones, inability to sleep due to sheer size and the loosening of joints that leads to hip-aches of unbelievable magnitude, and the seemingly never-ending energy required to bring a baby into the world followed by at least three months of serious sleep deprivation.

I’m pretty sure the whole system needs an overhaul.

You know what’s total and utter bunk?  Ridiculousness at a whole new level?  Full-on nonsense?

Doing what feels like the equivalent of 8 straight hours of ab workouts (daily) and still gaining 2 (sometimes 3 or 4) pounds per week.

Bunk.  Ridiculousness.  Nonsense.

Hooey.

There are plenty of odd pregnancy side-effects that you don’t learn about until you’re in the thick of things.  My latest strange symptom is a numbness of the skin on my belly.  It’s in a circular pattern radiating out from where my belly button used to be.  It’s there not all, but most of the time and is invariably worse in the evenings after I’ve spent the afternoon contracting.

The strangest part?  The strangest part is that apparently the skin on my belly had become quite dry and consequently very itchy, but I couldn’t tell what was happening because my skin was numb.  When I would try to scratch the itch, I could only feel the scratching motion from the inside, if that makes sense.  It’s kind of like when you have an itch in your ear canal that you can’t reach to scratch, but if you jiggle the side of your face you can sort of feel it on the inside.  That probably makes no sense, but then that is no different from about 80% of my thoughts these days…

Anyways, the unscratchable itch has been making me nuts for days until last night when I was sitting on the bed resting and it occurred to me that my skin might actually be dry.  Three cheers for body butter!  If only all pregnancy symptoms were this easy to handle…

I had my first internal check this morning.  After my pregnancy with Liam, where I remained “high, tight, and closed” through my 40 week appointment and was only a 1/2 centimeter (if that — the nurse said she was being generous) dilated even after my water broke, today’s numbers were encouraging.  I know that there are lucky people who walk around dilated to 5 centimeters for weeks at a time, but for me, this was a real coup.

Stats:

Dilation: 1 centimeter

Effacement: 50%

Position:  Head down and -3 station

Fingers crossed that my body figures out how to do this on its own this time!