Little Boy: Free To A Good Home

Wanted:  Good home for sweet 19-month-old boy.  His mother has dropped her basket and cannot care for him anymore.

• Not housebroken (but extraordinarily interested in other people’s toilet habits).
• Spits out everything he eats (but usually hits his bib).
• Drools incessantly (great way to get a jump start on cleaning those floors).
• Understands simple commands (but doesn’t necessarily follow those commands).
• Helps put away groceries (but won’t necessarily leave them there afterwards).
• Retrieves his own milk from the refrigerator (and anything else he can get his hands on).
• Has an unnatural fascination with rubber bathtub stoppers.
• Is mechanically inclined (if you count sticking keys in electrical sockets).
• Comes when you call him (if by”come” you mean”run the opposite direction at full speed”).

Please act quickly.  Situation is desperate.