Today, as Matt was changing Liam’s diaper we experienced our first instance of a sailor jumping ship, so to speak. He (or she since females can do anything that males can do) lept off the edge of the upper deck and straight into the water. Matt uttered a word that we hope doesn’t turn into Liam’s first word. The only thing I could think to do to help was to look down on the situation and loudly exclaim “Poop Print.” I’m extremely helpful that way.
It cannot be emphasized enough *how* helpful the exclamation was. I’m trying to find “the sailor” while my wife is yelling “poop print.” If Liam could talk, it would not have shocked me to hear those words come from his mouth.
In case there are any takers, the current odds on Liam’s first word being an obscenity are 5:2.