Parenting Lesson #857

If you are:

A) Feeding your child in a seat that’s attached to the table

and

B) The table is covered with plastic bags

and

C) Your child enjoys the crinkling sound that plastic bags make when they move

and

D) Your child is currently mastering cause and effect

and (possibly most important)

E) Your child is Liam

The only conceivable result is a child who is bobbing and weaving at such a frantic pace as to ensure yogurt up his nose.  Which brings me to Parenting Lesson #858: Yogurt Sneezes are no fun for anyone involved.