I just got pooped on. I don’t remember how long it’s been since this happened, but it’s a long time. Liam is a toddler now. Toddlers eat more and varied things. Liam did not eat more and varied things the last time this happened. The wipes ran out in the middle of said incident. I’ve washed my hands 3 times. I still feel dirty. I’ve gotta get a potty-training plan ASAP.