Scene: Tuesday morning in the Connolly household. Matt is preparing to leave for work and Shannon is trying to eat breakfast with Liam (who was generally unhappy with the world until he was picked up) in her lap.
Matt: What’s the weather going to be like today?
Shannon: Hold on, let me check. (opens up laptop to search for the forecast)
Liam: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Shannon: Here (hands Liam container of puffs and continues searching for the weather report).
Matt: I’ve gotta go, do you know what the weather’s going to be like yet?
Shannon: No–it’s taking me a minute. I’m trying to get the page to load and there’s a child in my lap swiping at the keyboard. (motions head towards Liam and looks down)
Shannon: Liam!
Liam: (has opened the container of puffs and is now literally elbow deep in it).
Matt: What’s going on?
Shannon: (motions towards Liam)
Liam: (has now taken an entire handful of puffs and is trying to stuff them all in his mouth at once).
Shannon: Ah, that’s my boy.
End scene.
The “Matt” character sounds a little insensitive in your version of this scene.