On Monday at Liam’s 2-year well-check the nurse asked me about his eating habits. I ratted him out on not eating enough fruits and veggies (you can lead a boy to a bowl of strawberries, but you cannot make him eat). Since we returned home from the doctor’s office he has eaten the following (in addition to his new found love of peanut butter): apples, bananas, cranberries, raisins, blueberries (literally by the pound), applesauce, grape tomatoes, broccoli, and peas. In massive, mind-blowing (as well as colon-blowing, unfortunately) quantities. I wish I’d ratted him out on potty training. And maybe international peace brokering.