[Scene: Liam and I are sitting at the table finishing up our breakfast. Liam lets out an enormous toot. He actually jumps a little bit in his seat and looks truly surprised by what has just happened.]
Shannon:Â Liam, what do you need to say?
Liam: That’s Dad. Did you hear that? I hear Dad! Where’s Dad?
Shannon:Â Well actually, I was looking for an ‘excuse me.’