Priorities

[Scene: Matt is carrying Liam out of the bathroom after his bath.  He’s all wrapped up in a towel and Matt turns him around so he can say hi to me.]

Shannon:  Hey Doodlebug!

Liam:  Penis.

Shannon:  Did he just say penis?

Liam:  Penis under da towel.  Penis in dere.  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Penis!  Penis.  Penis.  Penis.

Shannon:  I guess so.

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There’s not a much more concise way that I can figure to list a boy’s priorities than to use his own words.