Overheard At The Connolly Ranch

Matt:  Liam, don’t eat ketchup with a spoon.

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Matt:  Liam, if you don’t eat this piece of orange I am never peeling you another orange again.

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[Liam breaks out in a coughing fit] Matt:  LIAM!  Don’t Drink The Bathwater!  Seriously!

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Shannon:  Liam, once you’ve ripped the dog’s leg off it can’t be fixed.  It’s legless.  Forever.