Toddler Conversation

[Scene:  8:30 in the morning, pre-breakfast.)

Liam:  Dad?

Matt:  Yes, Liam?

Liam:  I want some chocolate.

Matt:  You want some chocolate?

[A few minutes pass.]

Matt:  Liam, let’s go get dressed.

Liam:  No.  I want some chocolate.

Matt:  How about some strawberries instead?

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At least, in case there was even a shred of doubt, we know with full certainty that he’s my son.  And at least he’s still easily redirected…