I understand that legally you are allowed to call us at our home (although we are on every possible do-not-call registry) because we have an account with you. What I want for you to understand is that I can rectify that situation very quickly.
When you call repeatedly (and with rude people on the other end of the phone) after I’ve told you to stop doing so, you aren’t helping your case. When every time you call you only ask for my husband (although the only account we have with you is a joint account, which in case you weren’t aware means that I also have access to this account and I AM CAPABLE OF MAKING DECISIONS ON BEHALF OF THIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE IT’S EVERY BIT AS MUCH MY MONEY AS IT IS MY HUSBAND’S) and when I identify myself you say you’ll call him back another time, you aren’t helping your case. When you try calling back to the house FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES IN ONE DAY and each time I tell you that my husband isn’t available, then ask if I can help you only to have you nearly hang up on me (before I slip in yet another request for you to STOP CALLING MY HOUSE), you aren’t helping your case. When every time you call (at last count this was 7 times in the past 2 days) you do so between normal business hours when it’s clear that MATTHEW CONNOLLY IS AT WORK, you just look like morons (oh, and you’re not helping your case).
Up to this point I have been very polite. This is your notice that the politeness is not going to continue. I am over it, I am over you. What you ought to do is to pray that the next time you call this house you get my husband, because he’s much nicer than I am. If you’re not that lucky I make no guarantees.
Sincerely,
Shannon W. Connolly