Due to the potty training house arrest we’ve been under we haven’t left the house in days and days. As a result, Liam has tried out just about every inside activity that doesn’t include television (he did watch 45 minutes of Sesame Street this morning, but it resulted in pee on my bedroom carpet so that won’t happen again for a while). The other result of being trapped in the house for days on end with a toddler and his bodily functions is that I’ve taken quite a few pictures to document the experience. We’re by no means finished with the process, but if I don’t get some of these pictures up now, it will take me untold hours to sort through them all when we are finally finished (or he turns 18, goes to college, and his urinary habits become his roommate’s problem, whichever comes first). So, here goes:
Brooding pantsless artist:
Caught with his pants down:
Giant pregnant woman admiring the brooding artist’s work:
Smooches!
Caught with his pants down. Again.
Sheer concentration while tracing his foot:
“I see you!”
Pay no attention to the boy behind the trains…
Sandy feet:
Tortured artist:
Oh, the torment!
Tough guy:
I rounded the corner to find this:
Contradiction:
Seriously. Could my kid be any cuter?








































