Out Of Control

You know that the situation has gone completely outer limits when not only do you have to learn to shave your legs with both hands because you can’t reach the outer side of your opposite leg due to the size of your abdomen but you also discover that plucking your eyebrows has become impossible because there isn’t enough room for your belly and the sink to co-exist in a way that makes it possible to actually see what it is that you’re plucking.

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