These two pictures, taken within seconds of each other, sum up what’s going on in this house right now (and the reason why posting here has become so sparse).
Exhibit A:  Paige spends the majority of her days either crawling towards one of Liam’s favorite toys, attempting to climb the furniture or the walls (quite literally), eating the furniture (or the walls, or the moldings, or anything else she can reach), or being removed from a dangerous/obnoxious/already-filled-with-too-much-child situation.  Here she is attempting to reach Liam’s Weeble Village while trying to climb his shelf only taking a break from simultaneously chewing the shelf she’s trying to climb for long enough to give me a guilty look (the removal from the situation came shortly thereafter).
Exhibit B: Â Liam is a complete nutcase.

