Week 28

Today marks the beginning of the 28th week and the 3rd trimester.  Pants are quickly becoming the enemy.  There’s not much new to report since last week except that I’ve had 2 nights of sleep that consisted of 7 & 8 continuous hours of sleep.  I feel just a bit more human when this happens.  Unfortunately this time I had to have a 2-day headache before getting the first night of this much-needed sleep, but I’m hoping that the sleep will continue and it will keep the headaches at bay.  Not being able to take Advil is truly cruel and unusual punishment.  I’ve also continued with the compulsive baking.  The good news is that I’ve found a lot of good new recipes, the bad news is that Matt’s coworkers are probably starting to resent me for sending all the calories their way…

On with the pictures!

Here are the 28-week pictures from my pregnancy with Liam (It looks like there were no tears this week, but other than that I don’t see too much difference from the previous week.  The comparison of bare belly shots really shows how differently I’m carrying this time.):

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Here are the pictures from week 28 with Baby Girl (I’m beginning to get worried that the out-front nature of the belly this time is going to make it hard to cover with anything but a dress by the end…):

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Cheers!

Indignities

Pregnancy is a lesson in humility for me.

Some women walk around having gained 20 pounds at 40 weeks.  They look like stick figures with watermelons under their shirts.  These are the women that can surprise you from behind, because you can’t tell that they’re pregnant until they’re in profile.  These women don’t have stretch marks, varicose veins, or big behinds.  Their faces are never puffy and they always have the energy to put on makeup and do a little something with their hair (which probably looks perfect straight out of the shower).  Their houses are spotless and dinner is on the table at 5:30 each night.

I am not any of these women.

I know that I will never fit the image of the cute pregnant woman.  I have stretch marks (both old and new), varicose veins, and a big behind.  My face is always puffy and I don’t remember the last time I put on makeup for an everyday activity (the answer to this is probably ‘never’).  My house is a mess and I was overly excited last night to have started a simple dish for dinner at 4:30 and finished it by the time Matt came home at 6:30, because it is exceedingly rare for me to have finished dinner by the time Matt gets home.

But last night?  Last night I discovered that I have cellulite on my shoulders.  You read that right:  CELLULITE ON MY SHOULDERS.  How does one get cellulite on their shoulders, you might ask?  I haven’t the foggiest notion, but I do know that those women with the watermelon bellies, slender faces, and unchanged behinds can bite me.

Father’s Day 2010

Father’s Day celebrations have been the order of the day.  We started out the day by getting up early to go to The Southern Skillet to get a big country breakfast.  Unfortunately it apparently closed for business sometime during the last week.  Matt was disappointed, but luckily for him the back-up plan of Dunkin’ Donuts was easy to execute since the two are in the same shopping center.  After breakfast it was present time.  Baby Girl gave Daddy some See’s chocolates.  Liam gave Daddy some photo albums and a footprint stepping stone.  I’m afraid that this tradition won’t last past Liam’s 5th birthday at this rate, because there won’t be room for his feet!

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After present time was over, Liam and Matt re-inflated the big soccer ball and kicked it around with each other for a while in the backyard.

Soccer!

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After playing for a while with the only full-sized ball we have in the house (that has an audible air leak and has for quite some time) we headed to the sporting goods store to pick up a new ball.  Liam was a maniac and spent the whole time sprinting through the store picking up balls of various ilks, playing with them for a few seconds, and then moving on to the next type.

After lunch, Liam and I took naps while Matt headed to Decatur to see Pop and watch soccer.  Gran and Granddaddy came to pick us up and take us to Smyrna where we picked blueberries and ate dinner.

Here’s Liam after we told him we were going to pick blueberries (which for him is something akin to finding out that money really does grow on trees):

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Let the picking begin!

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He got the hang of it pretty quickly and now we have about a pint of blueberries to show for it!

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Showing off his spoils:

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Father’s Day hug for Greatdaddy:

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Waiting (semi) patiently for dinner:

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Preparing himself for Mama’s first (homemade) carrot cake:

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And now it’s time for everyone to get some sleep.

Week 27

Today marks the beginning of week 27.  Today I gave up my rings.  This week has consisted of a continual beating down of any hopes I had to look/feel like a normal human being by the end of this journey.  I have varicose veins on my ribcage.  I think that says it all.  I feel certain that over the next 13 weeks we will all have the chance to gawk at the elephant that used to be Shannon, but at this point, I’m over it.  I cannot safely eat any less than I am.  If I want Baked Ruffles with my veggie sandwich at lunch, I’m through beating myself up about it.  My body is telling me that I need somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 or 8 32oz. Nalgene bottles of water each day (and I won’t be a bit surprised if that number rises as I keep going — by the end of my pregnancy with Liam I was up to 10 per day).  There’s no way I’m eliminating that amount of fluid by going the pee route, so it’s just starting to fill my cells and poise itself for being the partial cause of tremendous stretch marks and (apparently) varicose veins.  I’ve still got three months, people.  This ain’t gonna be pretty.  Let’s get this show on the road.

Here I am at 27 weeks in my pregnancy with Liam (This is the best shot of about 8, which says something.  It’s clear to me that I had been crying prior to taking the picture.  The acne was flaring up, the face was swollen, the situation was getting very uncomfortable, and it shows.  It’s pictures like this one and those to come that remind me just how much I love being a mom.  I’d have to to be voluntarily (and wholeheartedly) going on this journey again.):

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Here I am at 27 weeks in this pregnancy with Baby Girl (Why must I subject you to a bare belly shot when there’s no comparison shot from last time?  Apparently I have no shame.  That’s all I’ve got.):

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That’s all, folks.

Dear Liam,

I think we’ve had this conversation before, but due to recent events it bears repeating.  If you’re going to continue eating pints of blueberries followed by handfuls of cherries and chased down with hummus by the spoonful, I’m going to have to ask you to do your business in the toilet from here on out.

Love,

Mama

Transitions

Pretty much every time I’ve gone to the Publix with Liam in tow the bagger offers to take my groceries out to my car for me.  Also pretty much every time, I refuse because I don’t want to be the reason that the elderly woman behind me in line didn’t have someone available to help her to her car.  Since becoming obviously pregnant, I have noticed the following things:

1: The baggers don’t even ask me anymore if I want/need help.  They just do it.

2: I’m so tired and it’s so hot outside that I wouldn’t refuse them if they did ask.

At this point I’m having daydreams where I take the bagger home with me to help unload the car and put everything away.  The question is:  Is it still considered abduction if I tip well and return the bagger to the store when he/she is finished?

Children’s Literary Critic

I have read a large number of children’s books to Liam, and I am critical of a number of them. Here are my complaints:

Retellings of the original story are popular ideas, even more popular than the original. There should be a warning labels for these kinds of books, like “The Wolf Who Cried Boy” or a book about the 3 pigs where they break the 4th wall. Liam doesn’t know the original story yet, people!

When writing dialog, do not have lines from different characters back to back without identifying the speaker. Also, keep it simple. “Frog says, ‘hello'” is 1000 times better than “‘hello,’ wept Frog.” Don’t make me do voices just because you can’t write good dialog.

Please don’t have bad behavior unless the one acting badly is immediately eaten or bitten by fleas.

No French phrases, thank you very much.

Always have a “The End” page.

The End.

The End Of An Era

After Liam was born I began to covet my parents’ van.  I adore the control of a stick shift and there are many advantages to driving a small car.  The Civic had everything I needed in a vehicle and has served me well for almost a decade, so it was a strange feeling to know that a van was really the next best step for our family.

As of a couple of weeks ago, I covet no more.  We received an offer that we could not refuse from my generous parents, who offered us the you’re-giving-birth-to-a-second-grandchild-in-September-and-we-know-that-your-life-would-be-much-easier-if-you-were-to-own-a-van-by-the-time-that-happens offer that we absolutely could not refuse.

While not a complete shock to the system, it’s a pretty big leap to go from a 5-speed Civic to a minivan.  I can now get in and out of my vehicle without grunting or difficulty.  For the first time in my 16 years behind the wheel I have a cupholder that accommodates my Nalgene bottle.  The 6-disc CD changer means that I can load up Liam’s music and my music in equal quantities for easy retrieval when my passenger has lost his patience.  There is a nook for my sunglasses.  Matt and I can adjust the AC to our own preferences.  At the same time.  There is plenty of room for a Costco run that includes diapers, paper towels, toilet paper, and copious amounts of fruits and veggies.  At the same time.  There’s room to stash my purse and have a passenger.  At the same time.

I am beyond thrilled.

Luckily, Matt will be driving the Civic for at least the next few years, so I can drive down memory lane when the mood strikes, but this does mean that the Accord will be leaving us after a decade in the Woolf/Connolly family.  My mom began driving this car while I was still in college.  Sarah drove this car.  My parents (very generously) gave it to us when Matt and I got married.  We brought Liam home from the hospital in this car.  I know that most people probably don’t form the type of sentimental attachments that I do to cars.  I also know that most people don’t own cars for as long as my family tends to do.  Say what you will:  I’ll be glad to sell the Accord (fingers crossed that it happens soon) but there’s still a bit of me that’s going to mourn its passing from our lives.  It’s been there for some pretty major changes over the last decade.

Here’s our homage to the past and the future.

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“MAMA!  What are you trying to do to me?”

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“Oh, Geez!”

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“And don’t you even think about tickling my neck to get me to smile!”

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“Face it, Mama.  I win at this game every time.”

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“Okay, I see how this is gonna work, Mama.  You’re using my love for playing in the van to try to manipulate me.”

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“It’s not gonna work.”

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“Ummm, I don’t think so, Mama.  I think I’ve won this match.”

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“Oh, No!  Not the tickle trick!”

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“I take it back, Mama.  You Win!  You Win!”

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I hope the Accord carries its next owner through as many good times as it has carried us.

Gardens

I’ve been too tired to post about our recent trips to the Gardens.  We met up with Jessica, Walker, and Olivia a couple of weeks ago and this morning we went on a family outing for Matt to see the new Canopy Walk for the first time.

If the weather this morning was any indication of things to come this summer, I’m either going to have to find a pool nearby that opens before noon or I’m going to need to find an inexpensive indoor play place of some sort, because we only made it for an hour and a half before it was completely intolerable.  I think I need to begin lobbying for an adult version of the flower water feature in the Children’s Garden.  Either that or they’re going to have to physically remove me from one of the spigots, where I will be parked until it’s time to go home.

Here are some pictures from both outings.

Liam enjoys the glass flowers in the new edible garden:

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Excitement over “my rock that I found on the ground:”

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He was very excited because prior to this he spent a considerable period of time getting really frustrated that the pebbles in the other walkways were combined with the cement, so when he found an entire portion of ground that was covered with loose rocks, it was like Christmas morning:

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Chillin’ with Mr. Frog:

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Canopy Walk:

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He really loved the benches:

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“Hey, Walker.  What’s taking you so long?”

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Taking turns as leader:

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“Hey Liam, you comin’?”

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Liam shows Daddy the Canopy Walk:

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Inside the tunnel (from which it is very very difficult to remove him, because he learned the last time we visited that his screams are echoed, which means all he wants to do is stand inside and scream…):

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Like father, like son:

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Liam and Matt demonstrate the impossibility of sliding down this slide when the air has been replaced by soup:

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Into the mist…

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Matt demonstrates for Liam how to stand in front of the height chart:

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Liam was completely uncooperative and Matt had to resort to mild manhandling:

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Matt strikes a pose with Bessie, but not even manhandling convinced Liam to go for it, this time:

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Checking out the hive in Bee Cove:

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This bee is much more my speed:

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Bullfrog:

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Checking out the giant tadpoles:

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Of all the wonderful things in the new edible garden, Liam’s favorite is the glass fruit:

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Completely indicative of Liam’s current developmental stage, this is what happened when I asked him to run to his Daddy:

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Real apple tree, glass apples:

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My kind of manhole cover:

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Liam decides to play tether ball with the string on the table umbrella:

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The release:

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The catch attempt:

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This face says: “For the love of all that is holy and good in this world, how can it possibly be this hot?” (and was captured (with great gusto) by Matt who has an incredible ability to take pictures of me at the worst possible moment):

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Like son, like father:

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The End.

Week 26

Today marked the beginning of week 26.  I’m tired, I’m cranky, and I’m starting to get really big, really quickly (without any change in eating habits, which is extremely frustrating).  Also, the pregnancy pillow has made its re-reappearance.  As a result I had one full night of sleep several nights ago and as a result of that it will stay in our bed until I’m home from the hospital with a baby in my arms.  Yes, I am tired enough to decide that one good night of sleep is worth being swallowed whole by a pillow (claustrophobia notwithstanding) every night until I finally give birth.  Fingers crossed that it happens again.  Soon.

I’m still wearing my rings, but after spending this morning out in what was apparently a 100 degree heat index and sweating through every article of clothing I had on, I’m a bit dehydrated and this has translated to the return of the sausage finger.  I’m hoping that by tomorrow evening I will have been able to flush everything out of my system again, but otherwise it may be time for the back-up ring.

I continue to compulsively bake, but am very grateful that Matt has an office to which to shuttle the goods so that this time I don’t gain the equivalent of a fourth grader in poundage.  Now for the main attraction.

Week 26 in my pregnancy with Liam (All I can see when I look at this picture is that it was apparently tolerable for me to be in a sweater (albeit short-sleeved).  I’m so hot right now that I can barely breathe and there are days when I stay inside in shorts and a sports bra huddled over the air vent for hours at a time.  I can’t believe that when we started talking about trying for this baby, it never occurred to me how pregnant I’d be in the summer and just how sweltering it would be…especially since it seems like everyone who asks when I’m due makes a comment about how pregnant I’ll be in August.  Apparently the rest of the world could do this math, but it was too far beyond my capabilities.  I’m fairly certain that this is the result of auditing AP Calculus in 12th grade.  I should have known that Mr. Coty was right when he got mad at me for doing so…):

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Week 26 this time around (I decided that although I’m fully aware that things are about to get a whole lot more impressive, I’d just bare it all with a bare-belly shot.  The sleep differential between this time and last time (even while working, I was getting a LOT more sleep than this time around — I routinely slept 9 hours per night without so much as a slight waking) is really starting to show in my eyes, but as of yet I still feel like I’m recognizable.  As I look at the pictures from last time, things were already starting to go off the rails at this point last time and each week I looked less and less like anything resembling Shannon.  I can tell we’re heading down the same path, but I’m hoping that I take the journey slowly enough not to reach the depths I reached last time.  I’m SO glad I never have to do this again…If only we could figure out an easy/cheap/uncomplicated way to have a third child without me ever having to be knocked up again…I’m not holding my breath: if science hasn’t figured out how to create and mass produce a seat chiller for a car (clearly a bias against those of us who are dying of heat stroke, since they long ago figured out how to put in seat warmers) then I’m guessing I’ll be entirely too old to raise any more children by the time they do figure it out.  It’s not obvious that my brain wanders for a significant portion of my waking hours, is it?):

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See ya on the flipside.