Peer Pressure

Peer pressure is something I knew I’d have to think about soon enough.  What I didn’t consider is that it could have an effect in utero.  I’m pretty sure that the following things are good examples of Baby Girl’s susceptibility to peer pressure:

Example One:  Baby Girl heard that lots of women have trouble sleeping during pregnancy due to aching joints and just being uncomfortable overall.

Exhibit A:  I slept like a rock when I was pregnant with Liam.  This is not to say that I didn’t have aches and pains or that I wasn’t uncomfortable, because I was, but I do remember people being amazed that I slept through the night, usually for about 9 hours, without waking up for any reason.  I was dead to the world.

Exhibit B:  I have had approximately 4 solid nights of sleep in the past 22 weeks.  When I was newly pregnant I’d wake up to go to the bathroom and realize that my mouth tasted awful and that I was nauseated.  For a while there I’d just wake up for no apparent reason and it would take hours to fall back to sleep.  I’ve moved on to feeling like someone took a baseball bat to my hips, knees, wrists, elbows, and back.  As a result I wake up aching about 10 times per night and the first several hours of the day can be painful.

Example Two:  Baby Girl heard that other fetuses hiccup regularly and that their mothers can feel it when it’s happening.

Exhibit A:  I’m not sure I felt Liam hiccup at all in utero.  If I did, it certainly wasn’t memorable.

Exhibit B:  Baby Girl heard PJ mention while we were shopping on Sunday that her Sylvie hiccups several times a day.  At that point I hadn’t felt Baby Girl hiccup at all.  This morning at 7am, Baby Girl decided that it would be a good time to practice, which she did for a full half hour.  Baby Girl, however, didn’t hiccup in the way that’s described in the baby books, with what’s supposed to be a gentle thumping.  No, apparently this child has inherited her mother’s obnoxious hiccups, because these puppies rivaled her kicks and punches.  The only reason I knew that they were hiccups was because they were rhythmic and regular.

Example Three:  Baby Girl heard that many moms experience Braxton Hicks contractions before giving birth.

Exhibit A:  I’m fairly certain that I only remember one instance of Braxton Hicks when I was pregnant with Liam, and that was after having been away from home for work for several days and was probably linked to exhaustion from sleeping (or not sleeping, as was the case) in a foreign bed, stress, and not having had enough to drink.  I remember having to go outside and walk around for a few minutes and they went away and didn’t come back.

Exhibit B:  Baby Girl also heard PJ ask me on Sunday if I was having Braxton Hicks contractions yet.  Apparently BG took this as a challenge and decided that I should experience them for about 11 hours yesterday.  By the time I finally fell asleep last night it felt like any abdominal muscles I might have left could possibly have been ripped from my body.  If only these things were helping to tone anything visible…

I’ve decided that no one’s allowed to speak out loud of any pregnancy irritations/uncomfortableness/issues in my presence — it’s just too much of a pain (quite literally).  For now she can’t tell what I’m typing, so e-mail’s still safe, but I’m not counting on that for too much longer…

Week 25

Yesterday marked the beginning of week 25 in this pregnancy.  There’s not much change from last week in the way I look or feel, except that as the weather keeps getting hotter and more humid, I’m spending a lot more time standing on AC vents in my spare time.  The energy from early pregnancy is dissipating and I find myself with a seemingly insatiable desire to lie down from time to time.  I had my 24 week appointment at the OB last week and I was told that if I hadn’t heard anything by Friday I would know I was in the clear for Gestational Diabetes and Anemia (I didn’t, so apparently I am).  Aside from that, everything is going like gangbusters.  On with the pictures.

Week 25 in my pregnancy with Liam (You’ll be glad to note that I’m fully clothed in this week’s shot.  Also, this is the first picture that I feel is pretty close to comparable (in terms of stance and pose) to the pictures we’re taking this time.  I don’t feel like there’s much change here from the previous week, but that matches my current pregnancy since I don’t feel like there’s much change this time from last week’s picture, either.):

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Week 25 in this pregnancy (The only difference from last week being that the level of exhaustion seems to be showing up increasingly on my face…):

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Adios, muchachos.

Week 24

Saturday marked the beginning of week 24.  My breathing is a bit better (in no small part due to medication) and I had one good night’s sleep on Saturday night, so I consider that a win.  My major symptom lately is that I cannot stop baking.  Now, at least I have the good sense to eat one serving and then send the rest to work with Matt, but it’s almost compulsive at this point.  Liam thinks it’s great because he loves “helping” me (he’s still young enough that I get away without ever giving him any of what I’ve made and he’s forgotten about it by the next morning if I hide it away and make no promises).  I’m sure people at Matt’s office are beginning to wonder what my problem is, exactly…Anyhoo, on with the pictures.

Week 24 in my pregnancy with Liam (This week I’ve included two shots, because it feels like neither one is really comparable to my picture from this time, but at least you can get a mental picture after looking at two shots.  Also, I couldn’t get the red-eye out of one of the shots, but that may be because I was mentally shooting daggers out of my eyes at that point, so no computer fix is going to help the situation.  Also, I apologize for the bare tummy.  Why I thought this was a good idea, I don’t know (although I make no promises that it won’t happen again, since sometimes it’s just the most impressive way to show how I’m feeling…my guess is that last time I thought I was pretty impressive at this point…I had absolutely no clue about what was to come.):

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Week 24 in my pregnancy with Baby Girl (aside from the fact that this was taken at around midnight after a lot of driving therefore rendering me completely exhausted, I think that this looks pretty much identical to last week’s shot):

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That’s all I’ve got.

Week 23

Yesterday marked the beginning of week 23.  While last week brought the re-introduction of the pregnancy pillow, this week brought its removal.  My hips and knees still ache when I sleep, but a flatter pillow seems to work better for the time being, and I don’t feel quite so much like I’m being eaten alive by my bedding.  The acid reflux continues to be a problem, but we’ve upped my meds and I’m working very hard to eat smaller amounts (i.e. if I eat one flax seed too many I can’t breathe — I have a lot of incentive to succeed here…).  I’m starting to feel more tired more quickly, which concerns me, because I have too many things left to do before my energy goes away.  Something tells me my opinion doesn’t seem to matter for much on this one.  I’m still wearing my rings, but I have ordered a stand-in wedding ring because I’m a realist and I know my time is coming…Anyway, on to the pictures (we’ve got a bonus shot this week):

23 weeks pregnant with Liam:

A classic Matt picture (holding the camera out in front of us) reveals that from above I still look semi-normal at this point (look how excited and clueless we were!):

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A head-on shot reveals that the-girl-who-ate-Shannon is definitely coming into being (and I left out the shots that Matt sent me of my bare belly and an oh-so-attractive shot of my backside while doing dishes– no one needs to see that at this point):

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Week 23 in my pregnancy with Baby Girl (I don’t see much change from last week, but I know that the space between my chest and my belly that used to reveal my ribcage is slowly disappearing…):

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And that’s the news from Lake Wobegon.

Crankiness

Liam’s latest extended period of not feeling good has left everyone in this house on the edge.  I know that I’m not the only one because I heard the following coming from the nursery where Matt was changing Liam’s diaper as Liam was throwing a colossal fit.

Matt: [singing to the tune of “The Wheels on the Bus”] The baby on the bus says “WAH!, WAH!, WAH!, WAH!, WAH!, WAH!, WAH!, WAH!, WAH!”  The baby on the bus says “WAH!, WAH!, WAH!” all through the town.  The daddy on the bus says “See if I care, See if I care, See if I care.”  The daddy on the bus says “See if I care” all through the town.

It’s sure to become an immediate hit.

Gillian’s 25th

 This weekend we celebrated Gillian’s 25th birthday with a brunch at Lynne and Jim’s house.  Here are some pictures from the morning:

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Liam finally convinces everyone that it’s time to open presents (and that he should help):

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Aunt G realizes that she’s gonna be making a lot of pesto in the near future:

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Liam realizes that he should be excited about something and tries to figure out what it is:

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Liam realizes that Aunt G’s going to be making a lot of pesto in the near future:

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Aunt G realizes that she can now print in her very own apartment:

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Liam shows us that it’s not the present that matters, but the tissue paper in which it was wrapped:

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Farm peek-a-boo:

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Daddy hug:

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“Now what, Dad?”

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Tickle monster!

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Aaaannnnd…we’re back to the tissue paper:

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One goon:

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Two goons!

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Like father, like son:

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Contemplative tissue paper moment:

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Checking out the garden with Ean:

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Learning to mow with Grammie:

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Swinging!

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Winding down with Little Gorilla:

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Happy Birthday, Aunt G!

Week 22

Yesterday marked the beginning of week 22.  The only major developments are the reintroduction of the pregnancy pillow into our lives (and into our bed) and acid reflux.  Lots and LOTS of acid reflux.  I wheeze.  I cough.  I can’t breathe.  I can’t eat very much at one sitting for fear of the wrath of the burning esophagus.  At this point I’m just doing everything I can do without taking any more medication and we’ll see what the midwife says at my next appointment.  Now, on to the pictures!

Week 22 in my pregnancy with Liam (It looks like the morphing from Shannon to whale has begun here.  I can see that I’m already wearing my rings on a necklace around my neck and I look (and probably felt) completely exhausted.  I am reminded that I ought to break that dress out again soon, though…)

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Week 22 in my pregnancy with Baby Girl (Aside from knowing that I was toast when this picture was taken, I think things are still looking fairly positive.  Now the countdown begins to see how long I can wear my rings on this go ’round.)

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Over and out.

Liamisms

Every time I have a coughing fit, Liam says “Are you okay, Mama?” with a look of genuine concern.  Even while knowing fully that he’s mimicking my own behavior when he coughs, it’s almost cute enough to make me want to have another coughing fit.

At some point recently I took a sip of water while Liam was sitting with me and said “Mmmm, Refreshing!” afterward.  Now every time Liam wants to emphatically drink anything he takes a sip and follows it with an enthusiastic “Mmmm, Fresh Air!”  No amount of explanation fixes the pronunciation and it’s so cute that I’ve quit bothering to say anything.

Due to a combination of exposure to Super Why and driving in the car with me (where I’ve replaced naughty words with extreme sarcasm when yelling at other drivers) Liam has an extensive vocabulary of exclamations to express any negative reaction he may have.  The following are just a few examples:  “Double Drats!;” “Awesome people, just awesome…;” “What is the matter with you?;” “Oh Great…;” and the ubiquitous “Oh, quackers!”  Coming from a two-year-old these exclamations are hilarious.  Coming from any child born to me and Matt they’re par for the course.  If he’d make it to 3 without sarcasm in his repertoire we might have considered DNA testing…

The Key

Apparently the key to a good night’s sleep is to start your day with a headache and then proceed to hack your brains out all day until your body is so completely exhausted that it just gives up.

What I’m wondering now is: What’s the key to getting rid of the cough?

In Sync

This morning I was awakened by one child kicking the wall we now share and the other kicking me in the ribs.  They’re already ganging up on me…